British Rail is back, sort of, as government tries to end 24 years of rail chaos Business News

Welcome to British Rail!

But wait just a moment; Transport Secretary Grant Shapps put a “big” before the British and a “medium” after rail.

It does not matter. Her new baby will be overseeing a shiny new built-in railroad, so it’s pretty much the same thing. It’s kind of like when Coca-Cola changed the recipe, upset everyone, and then brought the old one back as Coca-Cola Classic.